Two male heroes must fight their way through a building full of zombies, humans, giant grubs and octopuses to rescue a woman being held captive by a pirate baby.

The fictional game begins with an introductory title sequence. There are five play levels, each with a boss at the end. The two heroes each have a preferred fighting style; one primarily uses a baseball bat, though he also uses Uzis at one point, and the other utilizes a variety of kicks. Numerous special attacks are used, including three which are specifically named:

• Datsun 180b Monster Truck
• The Ghosts of a Billion Dead Mosquitos
• You are Entering a World of Pain

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